I Can’t Afford to Save any more Money
I went grocery shopping with my wife the other day. The store had several sales going on: buy one get one free, buy two get three free, two for five dollars, etc.
As my wife placed each of these items in our cart, I’d ask “do we need that?” And she looked at me like I was daft and said, “but it’s buy two get three free.” Needless to say, we had a cart full of groceries by the time we made it to the checkout lane.
Yes, I recognize that I am the cart boy. My job is to push the cart and keep my opinions to myself (Obviously, I need a bit of retraining). Still, I can’t help wondering how much money do we have to save before we’re not really saving money? Buy two get three free is an awesome deal, but what if you only need one? Hopefully, we’ll never need five boxes of Pepto-Bismol. It would be okay if it were extra bonus packs of Reese’s Cups—Just saying.
I can’t really complain (Even though I am). My wife doesn’t go shopping all that often and is a frugal shopper. She actually trained me on how to not spend money(Hmmm, there’s a lesson in there somewhere). She likes to come home from one of her discount stores and show me the receipt that states how much money she saved.
Whoever came up with that scheme is a genius. You Saved 23 dollars! Of course, you had to spend two hundred to do it, but that’s beside the point.
I guess I’m just becoming one of those crotchety old men who complain about money.
Don’t touch the thermostat!
Turn off that light switch—it ain’t free you know.
What’s wrong with those shoes that a little duct tape won’t fix?
It tears my stomach up, I tell you (Maybe I will need all that Pepto after all).
I’m not sure how this happened. I used to blow money like it was going out of style, and now I wear my slippers until I can feel the floor through the soles (and will go through a couple of rounds of duct tape before admitting defeat).
I guess we all have a little Scrooge in us, and it gets worse with age. I think I need a vacation from it all. Wonder if I can get a cheap flight to Vegas? I hear you can drink for free while playing the penny slots.